// THE CURRENCY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT //
🛸 Aliens confused Area 51 with a Denny's again ·
👽 Sirians complain about Milky Way Wi-Fi ·
🌍 Humans still think they're alone. Aliens are crying laughing ·
🚀 NASA probe returned with note: "PLEASE STOP" ·
⭐ Earth rated 2.4/5 — "too loud, too much CO2" ·
🐄 Texas farmer wins lawsuit vs Alpha Centauri over missing cow
$ALIENS is the only token endorsed by three intergalactic civilizations
and one rogue reptilian accountant. While governments hide the truth,
we put it on-chain. They came for our resources.
We gave them a memecoin instead. They haven't left.
Agent ████████ confirmed extraterrestrials arrived on Earth
specifically to accumulate $ALIENS.
Mission failed when agent GreenBob-9
got trapped in an IKEA for 7 earth hours. He still hodls.