$ALIENS
First ever deployed on ETH
// THE CURRENCY THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT //
🛸 Aliens confused Area 51 with a Denny's again ·
👽 Sirians complain about Milky Way Wi-Fi ·
🌍 Humans still think they're alone. Aliens are crying laughing ·
🚀 NASA probe returned with note: "PLEASE STOP" ·
⭐ Earth rated 2.4/5 — "too loud, too much CO2" ·
🐄 Texas farmer wins lawsuit vs Alpha Centauri over missing cow
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$ALIENS
ERC-20 · ETHEREUM NETWORK
CONTRACT ADDRESS
0xb725bEAC028DB65e52e4E8eC4a2036E819C95756
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WHAT IS $ALIENS?
$ALIENS is the only token endorsed by three intergalactic civilizations and one rogue reptilian accountant. While governments hide the truth, we put it on-chain. They came for our resources. We gave them a memecoin instead. They haven't left.
Agent confirmed extraterrestrials arrived on Earth
specifically to .
Mission failed when agent
got stuck in an IKEA for . He still hodls.